remember when we found out Neville Longbottom had bigger balls than anyone else in the HP series
remember how Dumbledore told us this in the very first book, but no one believed him
(via charlie--sheen)
CALL ME BEEP ME IF YOU WANNA REACH ME
(via g0uldings)
i want a rematch of the black keys / ezra fight and ezra can call pat an old prick bitch and dan can hold patrick back while he yells “ill shove a polo shirt so far up ur ass you’ll be vomiting lacoste for weeks!”
(via 505isnotonfire)
the best thing about disney songs is singing every character’s part in them with your best impression of their voice
#I’M NEVER GONNA CATCH MY BREATH #saygoodbyetothosewhoknewme #boY was I a FOOL in SCHOOL forr cutting GYMMMMMM #thIS guy’s got ‘em scared to DEATH!#HOPE HEDOESN’T SEE RIGHT THROUGHME #now I really wish that I knew how to SWIMMMMM
BE UH MAN
(via charlie--sheen)
there’s this unspoken law in britain that you’re not to phone anyone while doctor who’s on, and it was on and the phone rang and my brother was the one that had to pick it up, and he didn’t even say ‘hello’ or anything, he just picked it up and went, “WHO THE FUCK IS RINGING WHILE DOCTOR WHO’S ON?” and the person on the other end went, “DOCTOR WHO’S ON? I’LL CALL YOU BACK!”, and hung up.
We don’t even know who it was, I just—
(via cheekbonesanddeductions)
